Nottingham, UK - A Government job center is looking for a few nice girls to put on bikinis and wrestle in the mud. The job pays £10 an hour and free transportation is available.
Mind you it isn't anything dirty, just good clean mud wrestling. Employers insist that the job is 'not porn' or 'adult work', but involves 'light-hearted mud-wrestling' for a website. The advertisement appeared on a DirectGov website asking for women who are "bubbly and confident" to mud wrestle for a pay-per-view website.
Claire Hunter, 27, of Nottinghamshire, said: 'I think this is demeaning.
'If I wanted to star in a seedy per-per-view mud wrestling contest I would expect a lot more than £10 or £15-an-hour."
Phantasia Leisure, the company running the ad, assures applicants that the pay does meet the countries minimum wage requirements and ads that a tax credit may be available. The company also runs casinos, wedding discos, singers, bands, novelty acts, fairground rides, and a limo service. Read all about it
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Get Drunk, Crash Car, Drink Some More
Paul Nigel Sneddon was driving drunk on the night of June 1, when he didn't notice the road turn a corner. Needless to say Paul didn't turn the corner. Instead he crashed threw a wooden guard rail flipping his car. He was trapped in the car as it lay upside down off the edge of the road. All that was left for Paul to do was have another beer while waiting for help to arrive. That is exactly what he did. Read all about it
Is Sex Scary?
A recent survey conducted in the UK. reveals peoples secret fears about sex.
Kwai Garlic said its survey of 1,752 people suggests that:
One in 20 worry that rigorous sex may trigger a heart attack.
31% Cut sex short because they're just too tired.
And 43% of people over the age of 45 say they just aren't as into it anymore.
Read the complete article
Kwai Garlic said its survey of 1,752 people suggests that:
One in 20 worry that rigorous sex may trigger a heart attack.
31% Cut sex short because they're just too tired.
And 43% of people over the age of 45 say they just aren't as into it anymore.
Read the complete article
It's Africa, of Course There's an Elephant in the Jacuzzi!
South Africa - In a stroke of luck a guest at South Africa's Etali Safari Lodge, shot the video of a lifetime. An elephant in a jacuzzi! It was late in the evening and all the bustle had calmed as guests were turning in for the night. One guest was surprised by noise on her patio, going to investigate she found an elephant drinking from the jacuzzi. Fortunately our vacationer had camcorder in hand. She got several minutes of the precarious pachyderm, now named "Troublesome," sucking the tub dry, that's right dry.
Actually that very jacuzzi had been drained several times in the weeks proceeding Troublesomes big debut. Plumbers had been called more than once to resolve the issue only to leave puzzled when no leak could be found.
Susan Potgieter The Lodges owner said: "When I first saw the photograph of her drinking I couldn't believe it. And then it dawned on me of course an elephant was drinking it.
"It was something of a relief because we had been trying to work out why the pool had been draining so quickly for weeks but couldn't find a leak anywhere.
"When it was empty in the morning we first called a plumber, but they could not work out why it was draining either." Read all about it
Actually that very jacuzzi had been drained several times in the weeks proceeding Troublesomes big debut. Plumbers had been called more than once to resolve the issue only to leave puzzled when no leak could be found.
Susan Potgieter The Lodges owner said: "When I first saw the photograph of her drinking I couldn't believe it. And then it dawned on me of course an elephant was drinking it.
"It was something of a relief because we had been trying to work out why the pool had been draining so quickly for weeks but couldn't find a leak anywhere.
"When it was empty in the morning we first called a plumber, but they could not work out why it was draining either." Read all about it
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
State of California to Run Ads on Citizens Cars
California - In a page straight from pulp science fiction, state legislators are considering a bill that would utilize digital technology to run advertising on licence plates. The idea is to replace the old school licence plates with modern digital ones. The new plates would display a registration number while the vehicle was moving but run ads when the vehicle stops for more than four seconds.
The author of SB1453 says California would be the first state to implement such technology if it decides to adopt the plates on a large scale. Supporters say license-plate advertising could generate much-needed revenue in the state which is facing a $19 billion deficit. Read all about it
The author of SB1453 says California would be the first state to implement such technology if it decides to adopt the plates on a large scale. Supporters say license-plate advertising could generate much-needed revenue in the state which is facing a $19 billion deficit. Read all about it
Goldilocks is Busted
Christchurch, New Zealand - A Christchurch resident arrived home to find that somebody had been eating his food. Somebody had also gotten bloody drunk drinking his liquor and then passed out in his bed after trying on his clothes. Vanessa Joy Long, 39, was still there. The homeowner, who has remained anonymous, didn't give his little Goldilocks the chance to run out the door, he called the cops. Ms. Long appeared in Christchurch District Court on Monday, saying she must have blacked out, and had no idea what happened. She has been placed on probation pending trial. The homeowner is seeking £720 in damages. Read all about it
Naked Cowboy Says NO to Naked Cowgirl
The Naked Cowboy, AKA Robert John Burck, is a fixture in New York's, Times Square. Donning only cowboy boots, hat, and a pair of briefs, which he cleverly conceals with his guitar, Burck performs for an adoring public.
Recently Burck has gotten himself all worked up over a naked cowgirl. Sandy Kane, a former stripper turned stand-up comedian, is appearing onstage wearing a bikini with cowgirl hat and boots. Kane is calling herself The Naked Cowgirl. Burck says that Kane is infringing on his trademark and has sent a cease and desist order. The Naked Cowboy says that if Kane wants to continue as a naked cowgirl she has to give him a piece of that pie. The piece he wants is a $5000 to $10,000 franchising fee. Read all about it
Recently Burck has gotten himself all worked up over a naked cowgirl. Sandy Kane, a former stripper turned stand-up comedian, is appearing onstage wearing a bikini with cowgirl hat and boots. Kane is calling herself The Naked Cowgirl. Burck says that Kane is infringing on his trademark and has sent a cease and desist order. The Naked Cowboy says that if Kane wants to continue as a naked cowgirl she has to give him a piece of that pie. The piece he wants is a $5000 to $10,000 franchising fee. Read all about it
Friday, June 18, 2010
Help!!! This Chic is Old
Orange County, California - So this guy hired a stripper from an ad on Craig's list. He even paid her $200 up front to come to his place and dance for him. The down side is when she got there, she looked older than her pic on Craig's list so the guy wanted a refund. "Yeah, strippers do that." She refused and took off.
This dude just wouldn't take no for an answer, he called the cops. When they showed up to take his report the guys Mom stepped up and supported his statement that the stripper was older than she looked in the pic. That's right, his Mom was there for the whole thing, it's her house. Anyway the cops said there was nothing they could do because stripping is legal. Read all about it
This dude just wouldn't take no for an answer, he called the cops. When they showed up to take his report the guys Mom stepped up and supported his statement that the stripper was older than she looked in the pic. That's right, his Mom was there for the whole thing, it's her house. Anyway the cops said there was nothing they could do because stripping is legal. Read all about it
It's Official, The Blues Brothers Were on a Mission From God
John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd won critical acclain as Jake and Elwood Blues in the 1980 hit comedy The Blues Brothers. In the film the brothers were called upon for help by the "Penguin," a nun who ran the orphanage where they were reared. She sent the two out on a "mission from God" to raise money for the sisters and the children. With the help of a vast array of great musicians they challenged nazis, red necks, cops, redneck cops, a psycho chic, and'um a phone booth to save the day.
The Penguin might be proud of Jake and Elwood today as the film has been declared a "Catholic Classic." The Vatican's official newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano, marked the 30th anniversary of the comedy musical with a full-page spread on the film. Recommending it to Catholics everywhere, along with other religious classics such as "The Passion of Christ" and "The Ten Commandments." Read all about it
The Penguin might be proud of Jake and Elwood today as the film has been declared a "Catholic Classic." The Vatican's official newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano, marked the 30th anniversary of the comedy musical with a full-page spread on the film. Recommending it to Catholics everywhere, along with other religious classics such as "The Passion of Christ" and "The Ten Commandments." Read all about it
Pauls Dead, No Wait He's Not, No Wait ...
At a news conference in 1969 Paul McCartney announced that the rumors of his death had been "greatly exaggerated," but had they been? Joel Gilbert of Highway 61 Productions has another theory. On July 5th of 2005 Highway 61, a company that specializes in Bob Dylan documentaries, received a set disks recorded by the late George Harrison. On the disks Harrison claims that Paul McCartney did in fact die in a traffic accident on November 9th of 1966.
As the story goes Paul and John Lennon had a disagreement causing McCartney to storm from the studio. While driving along in a tither he picked up a female hitchhiker. As the two proceeded on their way the girl recognized Paul and threw herself on him in a dazzle of hugs and kisses, causing him to crash the car. Paul died.
Later the remaining Beatles were contacted by MI5 and asked to come to the scene of the crash. MI5, acting on the idea that Paul's death would lead to wide spread suicide among British youth, hatched the plan to replace McCartney with known look-alike William Campbell.
The young ladies identity was also changed and she was ushered into a life of mystery in order to protect the secret of Paul's death. Many years later the woman, now called Heather Mills, contacted William Campbell, AKA Paul McCartney, threatening to go public with the story unless he married her, so he did. Read all about it
As the story goes Paul and John Lennon had a disagreement causing McCartney to storm from the studio. While driving along in a tither he picked up a female hitchhiker. As the two proceeded on their way the girl recognized Paul and threw herself on him in a dazzle of hugs and kisses, causing him to crash the car. Paul died.
Later the remaining Beatles were contacted by MI5 and asked to come to the scene of the crash. MI5, acting on the idea that Paul's death would lead to wide spread suicide among British youth, hatched the plan to replace McCartney with known look-alike William Campbell.
The young ladies identity was also changed and she was ushered into a life of mystery in order to protect the secret of Paul's death. Many years later the woman, now called Heather Mills, contacted William Campbell, AKA Paul McCartney, threatening to go public with the story unless he married her, so he did. Read all about it
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