Goldilocks is Busted

Christchurch, New Zealand - A Christchurch resident arrived home to find that somebody had been eating his food. Somebody had also gotten bloody drunk drinking his liquor and then passed out in his bed after trying on his clothes. Vanessa Joy Long, 39, was still there. The homeowner, who has remained anonymous, didn't give his little Goldilocks the chance to run out the door, he called the cops. Ms. Long appeared in Christchurch District Court on Monday, saying she must have blacked out, and had no idea what happened. She has been placed on probation pending trial. The homeowner is seeking £720 in damages. Read all about it