British Gov. Seeking Mud Wrestlers for Good Clean Fun

Nottingham, UK - A Government job center is looking for a few nice girls to put on bikinis and wrestle in the mud. The job pays £10 an hour and free transportation is available.

Mind you it isn't anything dirty, just good clean mud wrestling. Employers insist that the job is 'not porn' or 'adult work', but involves 'light-hearted mud-wrestling' for a website. The advertisement appeared on a DirectGov website asking for women who are "bubbly and confident" to mud wrestle for a pay-per-view website.

Claire Hunter, 27, of Nottinghamshire, said: 'I think this is demeaning.

'If I wanted to star in a seedy per-per-view mud wrestling contest I would expect a lot more than £10 or £15-an-hour."

Phantasia Leisure, the company running the ad, assures applicants that the pay does meet the countries minimum wage requirements and ads that a tax credit may be available. The company also runs casinos, wedding discos, singers, bands, novelty acts, fairground rides, and a limo service. Read all about it

Get Drunk, Crash Car, Drink Some More

Paul Nigel Sneddon was driving drunk on the night of June 1, when he didn't notice the road turn a corner. Needless to say Paul didn't turn the corner. Instead he crashed threw a wooden guard rail flipping his car. He was trapped in the car as it lay upside down off the edge of the road. All that was left for Paul to do was have another beer while waiting for help to arrive. That is exactly what he did. Read all about it

Is Sex Scary?

A recent survey conducted in the UK. reveals peoples secret fears about sex.

Kwai Garlic said its survey of 1,752 people suggests that:
One in 20 worry that rigorous sex may trigger a heart attack.
31% Cut sex short because they're just too tired.
And 43% of people over the age of 45 say they just aren't as into it anymore.
Read the complete article

It's Africa, of Course There's an Elephant in the Jacuzzi!

South Africa - In a stroke of luck a guest at South Africa's Etali Safari Lodge, shot the video of a lifetime. An elephant in a jacuzzi! It was late in the evening and all the bustle had calmed as guests were turning in for the night. One guest was surprised by noise on her patio, going to investigate she found an elephant drinking from the jacuzzi. Fortunately our vacationer had camcorder in hand. She got several minutes of the precarious pachyderm, now named "Troublesome," sucking the tub dry, that's right dry.

Actually that very jacuzzi had been drained several times in the weeks proceeding Troublesomes big debut. Plumbers had been called more than once to resolve the issue only to leave puzzled when no leak could be found.

Susan Potgieter The Lodges owner said: "When I first saw the photograph of her drinking I couldn't believe it. And then it dawned on me of course an elephant was drinking it.

"It was something of a relief because we had been trying to work out why the pool had been draining so quickly for weeks but couldn't find a leak anywhere.

"When it was empty in the morning we first called a plumber, but they could not work out why it was draining either." Read all about it

State of California to Run Ads on Citizens Cars

California - In a page straight from pulp science fiction, state legislators are considering a bill that would utilize digital technology to run advertising on licence plates. The idea is to replace the old school licence plates with modern digital ones. The new plates would display a registration number while the vehicle was moving but run ads when the vehicle stops for more than four seconds.

The author of SB1453 says California would be the first state to implement such technology if it decides to adopt the plates on a large scale. Supporters say license-plate advertising could generate much-needed revenue in the state which is facing a $19 billion deficit. Read all about it

Goldilocks is Busted

Christchurch, New Zealand - A Christchurch resident arrived home to find that somebody had been eating his food. Somebody had also gotten bloody drunk drinking his liquor and then passed out in his bed after trying on his clothes. Vanessa Joy Long, 39, was still there. The homeowner, who has remained anonymous, didn't give his little Goldilocks the chance to run out the door, he called the cops. Ms. Long appeared in Christchurch District Court on Monday, saying she must have blacked out, and had no idea what happened. She has been placed on probation pending trial. The homeowner is seeking £720 in damages. Read all about it

Naked Cowboy Says NO to Naked Cowgirl

The Naked Cowboy, AKA Robert John Burck, is a fixture in New York's, Times Square. Donning only cowboy boots, hat, and a pair of briefs, which he cleverly conceals with his guitar, Burck performs for an adoring public.

Recently Burck has gotten himself all worked up over a naked cowgirl. Sandy Kane, a former stripper turned stand-up comedian, is appearing onstage wearing a bikini with cowgirl hat and boots. Kane is calling herself The Naked Cowgirl. Burck says that Kane is infringing on his trademark and has sent a cease and desist order. The Naked Cowboy says that if Kane wants to continue as a naked cowgirl she has to give him a piece of that pie. The piece he wants is a $5000 to $10,000 franchising fee. Read all about it

Help!!! This Chic is Old

Orange County, California - So this guy hired a stripper from an ad on Craig's list. He even paid her $200 up front to come to his place and dance for him. The down side is when she got there, she looked older than her pic on Craig's list so the guy wanted a refund. "Yeah, strippers do that." She refused and took off.

This dude just wouldn't take no for an answer, he called the cops. When they showed up to take his report the guys Mom stepped up and supported his statement that the stripper was older than she looked in the pic. That's right, his Mom was there for the whole thing, it's her house. Anyway the cops said there was nothing they could do because stripping is legal. Read all about it

It's Official, The Blues Brothers Were on a Mission From God

John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd won critical acclain as Jake and Elwood Blues in the 1980 hit comedy The Blues Brothers. In the film the brothers were called upon for help by the "Penguin," a nun who ran the orphanage where they were reared. She sent the two out on a "mission from God" to raise money for the sisters and the children. With the help of a vast array of great musicians they challenged nazis, red necks, cops, redneck cops, a psycho chic, and'um a phone booth to save the day.

The Penguin might be proud of Jake and Elwood today as the film has been declared a "Catholic Classic." The Vatican's official newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano, marked the 30th anniversary of the comedy musical with a full-page spread on the film. Recommending it to Catholics everywhere, along with other religious classics such as "The Passion of Christ" and "The Ten Commandments."  Read all about it

Pauls Dead, No Wait He's Not, No Wait ...

At a news conference in 1969 Paul McCartney announced that the rumors of his death had been "greatly exaggerated," but had they been? Joel Gilbert of Highway 61 Productions has another theory. On July 5th of 2005 Highway 61, a company that specializes in Bob Dylan documentaries, received a set disks recorded by the late George Harrison. On the disks Harrison claims that Paul McCartney did in fact die in a traffic accident on November 9th of 1966.

As the story goes Paul and John Lennon had a disagreement causing McCartney to storm from the studio. While driving along in a tither he picked up a female hitchhiker. As the two proceeded on their way the girl recognized Paul and threw herself on him in a dazzle of hugs and kisses, causing him to crash the car. Paul died.

Later the remaining Beatles were contacted by MI5 and asked to come to the scene of the crash. MI5, acting on the idea that Paul's death would lead to wide spread suicide among British youth, hatched the plan to replace McCartney with known look-alike William Campbell.

The young ladies identity was also changed and she was ushered into a life of mystery in order to protect the secret of Paul's death. Many years later the woman, now called Heather Mills, contacted William Campbell, AKA Paul McCartney, threatening to go public with the story unless he married her, so he did. Read all about it

Artists New Rocky Mountain High

Ai Weiwei has made a living out of gripping about the Chinese government on his blog. Weiwei is regarded as China's most influential blogger. He is well known for his profane social commentary and his frequent run-ins with police.

Ai is also an artist and poet who is working on a project that he hopes will highlight the struggle between man and his environment. His canvass, the 9000 ft high Hoher Dachstein peak in Australia. His medium, a four ton boulder. Weiwei will transport the massive rock to the mountain top to make his point, that man struggles needlessly against his environment.

"It will be flown to the peak by helicopter and Ai Weiwei will personally supervise its positioning," said one official. Read all about it

Want Some Porn With That Burger Dude

Driffield, East Yorkshire - Folks in Yorkshire had their nickers in a knot when the Driffield Porn Burger Caravan showed up in their neighborhood. The two young entrepreneurs running the burger caravan would set up near clubs and air pornography on alley walls to attract customers. The Porn Burger value of the day was a free X rated DVD with a purchase of £5 of more.

Sgt David Jenkins said: "We received complaints that free porn DVDs were being offered to everyone who spent £5 or more on beer and burgers.

"Undercover officers made test purchases and found this to be true before Saturday night's operation when the caravan was seized.

"It was inevitable that we would have to take some action along with our colleagues from licensing, the food standards agency and trading standards."  Read all about it

Poo For a Healthy Planet

Trish Lavery, a PhD student, has expounded something unusual. Her revelation, Sperm Whale poop is good for the atmoshpere. Ms. Lavery's claim,

"Sperm whale poo is rich in iron, which stimulates phytoplankton to grow and trap carbon," Ms Lavery said in a statement.

"By this process, sperm whales in the Southern Ocean remove approximately 400,000 tonnes of carbon from our atmosphere each year - more than double the amount of carbon they add by breathing out carbon dioxide," she said. Read all about it

Assume = (Ass, You), or, a Confession in Any Language is Still a Confession

When police arrived to investigate a burglary what they found was terrible. A woman hysterical, her window smashed and her most valued and valuable possessions missing. The victim wept as she made a list of the missing items, she had lost everything. Police investigated the scene while the woman calmed herself.

When the phone rang the woman answered and switched from speaking english to french. She assumed that the officers did not understand her. She told the caller, her father, that she was in the middle of an insurance scam. She then proceeded to give exact details of how she broke the window, planted fake footprints in the flower bed, cached away her goods, and was sure to make a fortune.

Constable Charanjit Meharu was among those investigating the crime. Meharu is a Native American who obviously does not look like he speaks french, but he does. In fact the constable is fluent in seven languages. Meharu listened closely as the woman detailed her crime.

“She was telling him she and her boyfriend made up the story to make an insurance claim,” Meharu says. “By the end, I had about 10 pages of notes and I said, ‘Merci beaucoup.’ Read the full article

Sometimes The Dog Really Did Eat It

Steve Wilson of St Louis is a "poop scooper." To elaborate Wilson is a professional dog waste remover. On a recent call Steve noticed something that didn't make sense, dollars mucked up in a big'ol doo. After taking a few minutes to summon up his courage, and to make sure nobody was looking, he pulled the bills out of the wad. He then sanitized the cash with professional grade sanitizer and returned it to it's owner. The sum was $58 which Wilson's customer was happy to receive. Read the full article

Bear on the Lam Ends up on the Roof

Scranton Pennsylvania - Police responded to a report of a black bear rummaging through a trash bin in Scranton, at around 2:15 am. Police shined their spotlight on the bear which triggered a chase. The animal climbed a fence and managed to get onto the roof of the Viewmont Mall. Pennsylvania Game Commission officers were sent up to bring down the suspect. After the animal was tranquilized a fork life was used to lower it to the ground. The bear was then transported out of the city. Read all about it

Pot... Get Your Pot Here

Gilbert, Arizona - Jacob Walker wanted to trade some pot for an ipad and he wasn't shy about letting people know his intentions. In fact the ingenuitive young man posted an ad on Craigs List offering Marijuana and an ipod in exchange for an ipad. To sweeten the pot (lol) Walker added a picture of the ipod and the weed.

Police responded to the add arranging to meet with Walker to make the exchange and he actually showed up, weed in hand. Needless to say Walker is now a guest of the Maricopa County Jail where he awaits arraignment. Read all about it

Drunk Breaks Into Bank for a Nap

Too drunk to walk home? No problem break into a bank, it's the perfect place for a nap. Or at least one guy seemed to think it was. You might expect some kind of bells or whistles to sound when breaking into a bank, but that didn't happen. In fact nobody seemed to know anything at all had happened until bank staff arrived the next morning and found the broken window. Surveillance video shows a young man breaking a basement window and climbing into the building at about 3 a.m. Saturday. After getting a bit of sleep he crawled back out through the window shortly before 8 a.m. Police later identified the man as 21 year old Brian Goff. Goff says it looked like a good place to sleep. He has been charged with second-degree burglary and second-degree malicious mischief. Read the complete article

A Coke and a Smile

Coca-Cola plus Mestos equals a fizzy fountain. Students at China's Chenchung University took advantage of this fact to win a place in history via Guinness World Records. 2,175 students from the University, dressed in raincoats, assembled on the schools basketball court and waited patiently while a countdown timed the event. When the buzzer sounded they dropped the candies into their sodas filling the air with thousands of sticky geysers. The previous record of 1,911 simultaneous geysers was set by students of the School of Business Administration in Turiba, Latvia, in 2008.

Zhang Bofa, vice dean of the university's tourism school, said a lot of preparation went into the successful record bid.

"We tested two ways of putting in the mint candies. One was to drop them through paper pipes and the other was to use skewers. After numerous tests, we chose the latter," he said.

"We ordered 2,450 packs of sweets from a local supermarket, and the day before the event, we had to unwrap them all, put them on skewers and then wrap them again to stop them melting in the heat."

Got Breast Milk?

Toni Ebdon, 26, of Exeter, England, gave birth earlier this year to a healthy baby boy, David. Shortly after David was born Ms. Ebon found that she was producing far more breast milk than may be considered average. With the help of the internet Toni has been selling the the excess milk at the rate of £15 per four ounces. She has ten regular customers and she is quite happy with the way it's working out.


"I was expecting women who couldn't breast feed to get in touch but instead all the responses were from men," she said. Read all about it

It's Dog Eat .... Caviar? At This Luxury Doggy Hotel

Paws Hotel in Berlin, Germany, offers doggy style luxury that can't be beat. From beginning to end a pooches stay at Paws is first class. Luxury buses, complete with booth seating, air conditioning, soft rugs, and classical music pick up the pampered pets from special bus stops around the city. The resort offers a private beach with sun loungers designed for dogs. Theaters and art exhibits for pets and their owners are also on the agenda. And at bed time the dogs retire to private rooms with all the amenities.

Paws Hotel spokesperson Katja Stephan said:"It works really well, we have not had any fights yet - all of our visitors are much more interested in the performances. We also have art exhibitions with works we think will interest the pets."

Stinking, Flea Infested Broadcasting Studio

Cyprus has always been known for elegance, romance, and adventure. Now the island nation has another claim to fame, fleas. News staff at Cyprus's State Broadcaster staged a walkout in protest of poor work conditions. For years the studio has been plagued by one infestation after another. And the poisons used to control the pests have led to multiple bouts of illness among the studios employees.

"We demand a decent and safe place to work," a staff member told Reuters, speaking on condition of anonymity. Read the source article

Saudi Arabia Wants to put Breast Milk on the Menu

Saudi Clerics say it's indecent for women to spend time alone with men they are not related to. Which is problematic for women who work. The solution, breast milk for everybody. The idea is that once a man has been refreshed by a woman's milk he is as good as related, problem solved. All that's left to decide is how the milk should be drank. Some supporters of the plan say it should be pumped into a glass and consumed from there. Other experts in Islamic law say that for decency sake the milk must be suckled directly from the breast. The debate rages on, but one thing the men are not disputing is that drinking from a woman's breast is a good idea. Read all about it

Man Brings Weed to Court

Now here's a guy who really should quit smoking weed. Steve Lucas showed up for court on Tuesday with a bag of pot, when asked to empty his pockets at a security checkpoint he just pulled it out and dropped it into the tray. When deputies tried to arrest Lucas he ran for it, and he got away too. That is until he came back the next day. Read the full article

England Goes "Rooney" for Wayne

Will the real Wayne Rooney please step forward! This question may cause a stampede in England today. In support of England's bid for the world cup, soccer fans and patriots across the country are changing their names to Wayne Rooney. The name of England's star player. The Clover Taverns Chain is at the center of the hype encouraging employees to legally change their names, which many have already done. Come game day the Waynes of Clover Taverns intend to don masks of their forbear, the real Wayne Rooney.

Chris, a manager with Clover Taverns, said: "Staff and the customers are all football mad at the pub and we just thought it would be wacky idea to name ourselves after the best player in the team...

"The only trouble is when all the punters are chanting: Rooney, Rooney in the pub during a match, bar staff will be thinking the customers are talking to them. It might get a little confusing." Continue reading

Elvis for Governor, Seriously

Elvis impersonator Todd "Elvis" Anderson is making his bid for the office of Lieutenant Governor of Minnesota. Minnesota law requires candidates sign a statement vouching for their ballot name as the one by which they are "commonly and generally known in the community." A spokesman for the Secretary of State said he doesn't think the name will give Anderson an unfair advantage. Read all about it

Firefighters Called in to Rescue Man From Jewelry

When James Bill couldn't get off the stainless steel ring his girl friend gave him his finger began to swell. Mr Bill decided to drop by his local fire department for help, but two hours and five saw blades later Bill was still trapped, his finger still swelling. No worries, just a few miles away at another fire station there was a team of experts trained to deal with major emergencies. Sirens ablaze, the team rushed to Bills aid with their special titanium saw blade. The operation was a success, James Bill remains, his fingers intact. Get the details

Stupidity isn't a Crime, but Maybe it Should be

Here she comes driving down the street, 59mph in a 35mph zone. But that's not the end of it. The 16 year old from Holden, Maine, was wearing a T-shirt with a picture of a marijuana leaf on it, had a plastic marijuana leaf key chain and another picture on her back pack. Gee do ya think she smokes pot? The officer who pulled her over did, so she was searched, and sure enough her bra was stuffed with real marijuana. Get the details

Are All Breasts Created Equal?

If it looks like a breast and feels like a breast is it a breast? Transgender men in Delaware have brought this question to bear. The men, who have had breast augmentation to make themselves look like women, are bearing it all in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. Police Chief Keith Banks has pointed out that it is not illegal for men to go topless. Rehoboth Beach Commissioner Kathy McGuiness plans to discuss the matter at the next town hall meeting. Until then it looks like breasts will be on parade in the area. Read all about it

Laundry Gets Sexy

Perky Panties is a new kind of laundry detergent that's chock full of pheromones. The idea is a simple one, just wash the pheromones on and forget it. Pheromones are the hormones that stimulate sex drive, female pheromones get men going and vice versa, so the plan makes perfect sense. If the panties alone aren't enough to get his attention the Perky Panties pheromone wash will be. And once his pants are perky too its pheromones for everybody. Check it out

Mozart Mania

Once the pleasure of societies upper crust Mozart is now finding fans in a less auspicious crowd. The master's symphonies are now being played for bacteria populating the sewage-treatment facility in Treuenbrietzen, southwest of Berlin, Germany.

The plan is a simple one, play the music and they will dance, the microbes that is. Scientists at the German firm Mundus say that microbes enjoy harmonies and rhythms. They believe the composer's music will stimulate activity among the tiny organisms that break down waste.

"If it means we can save ?1,000 ($1200) per month on sludge disposal, then it would definitely be worth it," said plant sewage manager Detlef Dalichow. Read all about it

When Opportunity Knocks, Flush the Toilet

The Pittsburgh Penguins are looking for 250 people to help flush their new toilets. With their new stadium nearly complete it's time to test the waters for possible problems. To be sure that everything flows smoothly after the stadium is opened, city inspectors require that all the stadiums toilets be flushed simultaneously. Without this kind of test the entire system could back up causing a messing situation on game day. Read all about it

Help... My Mom Took My Beer

Police responded to a 911 call Friday night, to find Charles Dennison, 32, very intoxicated and very upset that his mother had taken away his beer. Deputies told Mr Dennison that, that wasn't an emergency and to stop calling 911 about it. But Dennison refused, saying he would continue calling until the police arrested his mom and got his beer back. Deputies then arrested Dennison for making false 911 calls and took him to the jail in Land O'Lakes, Florida, where he remained Monday morning. Bail was set at $150. Get the whole story

China Says 'NO' To Sissy Boys

The Qinlinglu Elementary School in Zhengzhou, Henan province, China, has launched a new program called "Looking for a Real Man." The programs aim is to "toughen up" its boys who have been acting less and less masculine in recent years. The school plans to bring in more male teachers to serve as masculine roll models for the boys and is encouraging more assertive behavior. Continue reading