Showing posts with label silly news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silly news. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
When Opportunity Knocks, Flush the Toilet
The Pittsburgh Penguins are looking for 250 people to help flush their new toilets. With their new stadium nearly complete it's time to test the waters for possible problems. To be sure that everything flows smoothly after the stadium is opened, city inspectors require that all the stadiums toilets be flushed simultaneously. Without this kind of test the entire system could back up causing a messing situation on game day. Read all about it
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Help... My Mom Took My Beer
Police responded to a 911 call Friday night, to find Charles Dennison, 32, very intoxicated and very upset that his mother had taken away his beer. Deputies told Mr Dennison that, that wasn't an emergency and to stop calling 911 about it. But Dennison refused, saying he would continue calling until the police arrested his mom and got his beer back. Deputies then arrested Dennison for making false 911 calls and took him to the jail in Land O'Lakes, Florida, where he remained Monday morning. Bail was set at $150. Get the whole story
Friday, May 21, 2010
DMV Tells Florida Woman to Eat A**
When Ashlee Lineberger, of Englewood Florida, got her new drivers Licence in the mail she got a surprise along with it. Her street address was missing from the card and in its place were the words EAT A**.
Ashlee said "I only looked at it because I wondered what picture they would use, I thought I was a dreaming and I literally pinched myself. I was completely shocked...
"It makes you wonder what these people are doing with all of this vital information if they can play around with a license like that . . .
"Imagine if I got pulled over by a cop and had to show this ID? I probably wouldn't be getting out of that ticket. That's priceless."
The DMV has no idea how this could have happened. A new licence was issued immediately. Read more
Ashlee said "I only looked at it because I wondered what picture they would use, I thought I was a dreaming and I literally pinched myself. I was completely shocked...
"It makes you wonder what these people are doing with all of this vital information if they can play around with a license like that . . .
"Imagine if I got pulled over by a cop and had to show this ID? I probably wouldn't be getting out of that ticket. That's priceless."
The DMV has no idea how this could have happened. A new licence was issued immediately. Read more
Note to Self, Don't Leave ID at the Scene of the Crime
Salt Lake City, UT- After stealing a car at gun point a man, who has not been named, abandoned the car, making a very crucial mistake. The suspect left behind his wallet complete with photo ID.
That's not all, later that same day police spotted a man in the back seat of a pickup truck without his seat belt on. Stopping the truck to issue a routine "seat belt ticket" the police found their carjacking suspect, unbuckled.
The suspect was also being sought on a warrant charging him with aggravated burglary. Continue reading
That's not all, later that same day police spotted a man in the back seat of a pickup truck without his seat belt on. Stopping the truck to issue a routine "seat belt ticket" the police found their carjacking suspect, unbuckled.
The suspect was also being sought on a warrant charging him with aggravated burglary. Continue reading
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